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Yolande Donlan was an American-born British-based actress who worked extensively in the United Kingdom.

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The Stanislav hasidic dynasty was established in western Ukraine in a town now known as Ivano-Frankivsk. The town used to be called Stanisławów and is still known in Yiddish as Stanislav.

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