Matthew Alexander Vickers is a British Conservative politician who serves as the Member of Parliament (MP) for Stockton West and Shadow Minister for Crime, Policing and Fire. Prior to boundary changes, he had previously been the MP for Stockton South from 12 December 2019 to 30 May 2024.
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The large-eared free-tailed bat is a species of bat in the family Molossidae native to Africa.
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